I found this children’s book in a charity shop today and it’s amazing. It’s about a boy called Frank and a giant plastic skeleton going around a museum at night where everything comes alive. Here’s a passage from it;
'I don't want to see the embryo,' said Frank. 'I want to see my mum.' 'That's just what Embryo thinks,' said Elvis, 'Cooooo-eeeee, Embee!' And a big plastic embryo waddled out of a dark corner. 'He's got fingernails, Henry' said Elvis in a wild excited voice.
Also one of the main characters is a bored giant fly. It gets very surreal towards the end.
oh my god